Ahh Mulberry, I always knew we had, ye know, a ‘thing’. Your hair, your ruffles, your sinched in waist bands… and we know last time what happened with your handbags….giggle. It’s like being on a very cool cloud with you Mulberry… And I noticed you’ve been watching Mad Men too? Those trenches… much nicer than those waif like Burberry Prorsum ones… And such striking colours, Mulberr… Like Candy… Anyways, gotta run do my nails… We’ll talk soon Mulberry,
Yours…
When Fifi was Four 